Roboteer Jokes!

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Top 10 reasons why people think you are are a Robot Wars Nutter

1. You find yourself really looking forward to a trip the scrapyard on the weekend.
2. Peoples first topic of conversation with you is about the latest Robot Wars on TV not the weather.
3. You know the names of the top ten robots off by heart.
4. Your wife buys you a pneumatic ram for your birthday.
5. You understand what all those other buttons on the calculator do.
6. You don't use all those other buttons on the calculator because you have a CAD package.
7. You spent most of your Christmas day with your hand up a robot instead of the turkey.
8. You have the badge, wallet, posters, the spanner rash and most of at least two robots in your garage.
9. You find swarf in your tea after doing a spot of drilling and still drink it.
10. You have more machinery and parts catalog's than copies of FHM.

Caption Competition

(sorry no prizes, we're only robot builders not Mentorn)

This is the driver of Sir Killalot eliminating a spider on Tor at robot mayhem series IV. Email your caption sugestion to us. Captions suggested for this picture so far are.... 1. The use of threatening spiders as weapons is against the rules. 2. Chainsaws, flames and spikes are OK , just can't stand spiders. 3. Reminds me of the days I used to be a roadie for Iron Maiden. 4. So thats where my pubic wig got to.